October 8, 2010

Pacar Keparat...!


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Seorang gadis muda yang cantik (Bunga) nampak depresi berat ketika berada di ruang tunggu psikolog (Dr. Donny). Ketika giliran dia konsultasi, dia mulai bercerita:

Bunga : "Pacar saya memang keparat.... saya benci dia!"

Dr. Donny : "Memangnya apa yang dia lakukan padamu?"

Bunga : "dia menggandeng tangan saya."

Dr. Donny : "seperti ini? "

(Dr. Donny meraih tangan si gadis dan menggandengnya dengan penuh kehangatan.)

Bunga : "Betul, seperti itu dok."

Dr. Donny : "Itu artinya pacarmu perhatian sama kamu."

Bunga : "Tetapi dia juga berani peluk-peluk saya!"

Dr. Donny : "Seperti ini?"

(Dr. Donny memeluk Bunga dari belakang dengan mesra.)

Bunga : "Betul seperti itu."

Dr. Donny : "Itu tandanya dia sayang sama kamu."

Bunga : "Tetapi dia berani cium bibir saya!"

Dr. Donny : "Seperti ini?"

(Dr. Donny memberikan ciuman panas kepada Bunga.)

Bunga : "Betul... tetapi dia tetap saja seorang keparat! seorang bajingan! sebab dia berani meraba-raba dada saya Dok!"

Dr. Donny : "Seperti ini?"

(Dr. Donny meraba-raba dada Bunga.)

Bunga : "Benar! Itu bukti dia keparat kan? Dia juga bahkan berani mengajak saya bercinta tanpa pengaman dan berani "keluar" di dalam saya!"

Dr. Donny : "Begini?"

(Dr. Donny pun mengajak Bunga bercinta di ruang prakteknya, dengan penuh nafsu dan gairah dan berulang-ulang, dan seperti gambaran Bunga, tanpa pengaman dan "keluar" di dalam.)

Bunga : "..... benar..... mirip seperti itu..... dia benar-benar bajingan.... keparat sejati...."

Bunga pun menangis.

Dr. Donny : "Sayang.... itu tanda bahwa kamu punya daya tarik sexual yang tinggi, sehingga dia tidak dapat menahan diri untuk mengajakmu bercinta, lihatlah sisi positifnya, dia berarti sangat mencintaimu, sex juga bagian dari cinta."

Bunga : "Yang terakhir Dok...., setelah bercinta, pacar saya mengatakan bahwa... dia mengidap AIDS"

Dr. Donny : "APAAA???!!! BAJINGAAAAN!!!! KEPARAAAT!!! PACARMU BENAR-BENAR KEPARAAATTT!!! BANGSAAAAATT!!! BANGSAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!"


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There are 9 comments on post : Pacar Keparat...!

Clara Canceriana said... (Reply)

hakakakak dodol si dokternya juga

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Ceweknya pinter, :)
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kanizoo said... (Reply)

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ninneta said... (Reply)

Hai,

Sudah lama aku nggak blogwalking. Karena memang dah lama juga nggak blogging. Hehehehehe.... Datang sekedar menyapa. Semoga dirimu sehat dan selalu bahagia.... dan semoga belum lupa dengan persahabatan kita.

:)

Salam,

Ninneta

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